recruiting [WR0NG Alliance]

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====== What Could Possibly Go WR0NG ======

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===== Recruitment Post =====

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Guess who's back? Back again! \\

WR0NG is back!! Tell a friend!! \\

(Please don't try and sing that, it's terrible, we tried) \\

But it's all true, after a much needed break, we are in fact back and recruiting!! \\

Come and see if WR0NG is RIGHT for you! \\

What We Offer: \\

    *We have terrible advice from Over-confident low SP players and bitter vets!! \\

    *Merch! (Please buy it) \\
    
    *Chaos and Mayhem, GUARANTEED \\

    *Nullsec/Wormhole Life \\

    *PvP/PvE - No Matter What You're Looking For, We Have It! \\
    
    *and the worst FCs you've never heard of. Fleets include: \\
          * Fun Friday Fleets \\
          * WR0NG Police Department Fleets \\ 

    *No mandatory CTAs that you have to alarm clock for \\

    *US and Euro TZ \\

What we're looking for: \\

    *Only Adults / 18+ \\

    *Heartbeat \\

    *Discord \\
    
    *No bots! Not even a little bit! \\

    *No Spies! (Unless you promise to tell us you are a spy, then it's okay because we know) \\

    *No Lizard People \\

    *NO! and we mean NO CANADIANS!!!!! (They are the worst people) \\

Testimonials: \\

Everybody in WR0NG - "Really great group of people" \\

A Former Member - "Batshit fucking crazy, but lovable at the same time" \\

Allies of WR0NG - "They are kinda nuts!" \\

Random guy from EVE Online Facebook Group that we don't know - "This group hasn't done nothing special in EVE. Just another bottom tier shit alliance" \\

  * Well random guy that we don't know and probably rejected.... that's your opinion! \\

Contact us today! You won't be disappointed! Guaranteed, or your ISK BACK! \\

https://discord.gg/3eRMgUjjZA

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===== The Process =====
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The process to join WR0NG couldn't be any simpler! \\

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Whether you want to join as an individual, or whether you're a CEO who seeks to have their corporation \\
join WR0NG, the process is essentially the same! \\
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First, all it takes is for you to reach out to us! Either through our in-game channel, "WR0NG Recruitment"\\
or our [[https://discord.gg/3eRMgUjjZA|Discord]].\\
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Once you find your way onto our Discord, we'll ask you to follow the instructions to [[new_nut_instructions|NUT Yourself]]!\\
This is a standard, straight-forward process in which you'll link all of your characters and your Discord to our auth system.\\
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This allows us to perform a comprehensive background check and to sniff all of your dirty underwear to make sure you have\\
what it takes to be a WR0NG member!\\
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After nutting, we'll perform an oral interview, in which you'll be asked basically every question under the sun, and\\
maybe a few that aren't under the sun, too.\\
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After successfully completing the oral interview, and upon completion of a background check bearing no defects,\\
you (or your corporation) will be accepted into the alliance.  The background check can take several days, so\\
your patience is appreciated.\\
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