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- | Member Wiki: [[wr0ng: | + | ====== Applying to the "What Could Possibly Go Wrong" (WR0NG) |
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+ | ==== Hello there capsuleer, what brings a nice guy/ | ||
- | WR0NG is a small wormhole alliance, no wait ... a small sov null alliance ... no wait, a small low sec alliance ... no wait, a small NPC null sec alliance, no wait ... a small sov null alliance.... Again! | ||
- | We've recently moved (again) with the help of some friends and we're opening recruitment for pilots and corporations! | + | {{: |
- | We offer: | ||
- | - The worst FCs you've never heard of! | + | ---- |
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- | - Terrible advice from over-confident low SP players and bitter vets! | + | ===== Why should you join us? ===== |
- | - Merch! Buy that merch! | + | Let's face it, there are 1000's of corporations in Eve you could join, so the better question is - **__why do we believe we have something different to offer you__**? |
+ | It's because we put people first, we created an enviroment for all players of all skills levels to thrive and love to the play the game in a atmosphere of laughter, fun and banter. Our members log in and join in with us because they want to be a part of what we are creating, not because we tro to force them to. | ||
+ | So it doesnt matter whether you are fed up with mission running, being ganked, endless structure bashing, being fleet pinged, etc we offer all our members content of their choice at a time of their choosing and understand real life comes first. We work hard so that when you log on you have are able to do what you enjoy the most, as an added bonus you get to do it with a great bunch of people who can help you learn, create new friendships and bring actual meaning to logging on again. | ||
- | - # | + | * Here's a cheeky peak at our killboard [[https:// |
- | - P.I. I guess? | ||
- | - Mining or whatever, moons and shit, I dunno. | + | ---- |
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- | - Exploration! | + | ==== What do we have to offer you?==== |
- | - A [[https:// | + | Alliance wide benefits |
+ | * - Content of all types - Mining (including moon), PVE, PVP, Ratting, WH Exploration, | ||
+ | * - SRP - ship replacement program for your loses during alliance fleet action | ||
+ | * - A null sec space to call " | ||
+ | * - No fees, tax set at lowest Eve will allow | ||
+ | * - A enviroment to laugh, enjoy and thrive in - no-one is going to shout at you, even if you die on fleet ops through silly mistakes, its all part of the experiance. | ||
+ | * - Players with up to 17 years experience willing to advise you on anything you need to know | ||
- | - No fucks! | ||
- | - A few Brits and a French dude... No wait, the French dude left. No wait, he's back ... maybe? | + | ---- |
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- | - Canadians! | + | ==== What exactly are we? ==== |
- | - Americans! | ||
- | - No lizard people! | + | **Coalition** |
- | - Grr Goons! | + | **Alliance** |
- | - Grr PL! | + | **Corporations** |
- | - Grr NCdot! | ||
- | - TEST is ok I guess? | + | {{: |
- | - HARDCORE Furry RP alliance! | + | ---- |
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- | - Voted "Most Likely to be Evicted" | ||
- | What we're looking | + | ==== Which of our Corp's is least WR0NG for you? ==== |
- | - Heartbeat! | ||
- | - [[https://discord.gg/ | + | When you get to the recruitment stages covered below, it will ask you to choose which corp you want to apply to. Below the CEO's of each corp have added there 5 isks worth about why you should choose their corp. Bearing in mind, all of our text/voice comms are done in our alliance |
- | - Mic! | ||
- | - Skillpoints! | + | * **Wormhole Sterilisation Crew** |
- | - New bros! | ||
- | - Laid back bitter vets! | + | * **Society of Misfits** |
- | - PVPers! | ||
- | - Indy players! | + | * **the W.O.L.F** |
- | - Explorers! | ||
- | - US and / or EU TZ! Any TZ, but you might get a little lonely. You can talk to our Aussie dude! | + | * **SPHINX RISING** |
- | - No minors! Miners are cool, minors are not, only legal adults. | ||
- | - No bots! Not even a little bit! | ||
- | No spies! We got a guy who is off his meds and he WILL. CHECK. EVERYTHING. (actually this guy left to go play Star Citizen or something) You'll have to submit to the standard ESI background check. Its pretty typical. | + | ---- |
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- | Fuck it, if you are a spy apply anyways, we need the numbers. | + | ==== How do you apply? ==== |
- | Join the in game channel ₩R0NG Recruiting | + | We have a 3 stage process |
- | TESTimonials: | + | 1. Join our discord server by clicking on this link - https:// |
- | "Clay Dolf > oi mate | + | 2. Next take a SEAT, no we dont mean sit down, so please complete a application in SEAT - https:// |
- | Clay Dolf > why was i kicked ya fat diabetes ridden old retard" | + | 3. We need you to NUT, no not like that...we mean use complete a application in Nut, https:// |
- | " | + | ---- |
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- | " From: Mr Dima | + | ==== What happens next? ==== |
- | Sent: 2020.05.24 23:41 | + | If you've done the above steps, say hello in discord recruitment text chat and a recruiter will chat with you as mentioned above. If the chats all good and the background checks successful then you will receive an invite from your choosen corps, this can take up to 48 hours to get through so please bare with us. |
+ | After which is worth reviewing the rest of our Wiki for advice - https:// | ||
- | Hi! It may sound corny, but nothing personal. First thing you did wrong: you were careless, weak and unprotected in dangerous region of EVE - in null security systems. In this state you are tasty. And pirat like me always will catch you. But main your mistake was to believe that alliance What Could Possibly Go Wr0ng can protect you or teach you to live and fight in nullsec regions. A fighting with dead structures | + | {{:test:our-recruiters-when-you-apply-who-the-fook-is-that-guy.jpg?400|}} |
- | Fly Safe! o7" -- Mr. Dima, sent to our newly recruited pilots. | ||
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- | === Comms === | ||
- | * [[https:// | ||
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- | === SEAT === | ||
- | * [[https:// | ||
- | * [[How to Seat Your Toons]] | ||
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- | *Disclaimer: |